Are You a Taurus? (PIC)

Just FYI, the Taurus description makes a lot of sense for the above famous jerks:

You are sensible, loyal, materialistic and possessive. You have  strong values and nothing can change your mind. Actually, you tend to take a perverse pleasure in being stubborn
and thwarting others.  You are not flighty and it takes some time to gain your interest in things, but once you are, you are devoted.  This can extend to ideas, people and material possessions.  This can lead you to be very possessive, jealous and selfish of what you are devoted to. (via)

If you liked this, you may also like:

• The Dark Side of the U.S. Presidency
• Anatomy of a T-Rex
• How to Throw a Bomb Ass Picnic, Yo