Jeff Wysaski
When you were a teenager and your mom left the house:
When you’re at home alone and feel like you’re being watched:
When you see someone having fun on your way to school or work:
When your report is due tomorrow:
When someone says you are funny…looking:
When your ex likes your Facebook status:
When you hear someone coming home from the grocery store:
When you stub your toe:
When you see a bee coming right for you:
When someone asks you what your favorite song is:
When you try to get off the Internet:
When you played dodgeball and were the last person left on your team:
When you were little and got lost in a store:
When you get that weird smell on you just from being outside:
When everyone else is asleep and you have the house to yourself:
When someone accidentally says a spoiler from a movie you haven’t seen yet:
When you go through airport security:
When your computer freezes:
When girls say they are not like other girls:
When that one song on your iPod is way louder than the others:
