Jeff Wysaski
I will go ahead and admit that this first one is me whenever Rihanna’s “We Found Love” comes on the radio (that is not a song dudes should like).
When you like a song by an artist you hate:
When you eat all the good stuff in the fridge while everyone else is gone:
When you catch the person you like looking at you:
When you forget to set your alarm, but wake up on time anyway:
When you’re shopping with friends and a song you like comes on over the loudspeaker:
When you go to check the time, but aren’t wearing a watch:
When someone asks you to do the dishes:
When you wear socks on a tile floor:
When someone you don’t like touches you:
When people try to take a picture without you:
When you’re taller than your older siblings:
When you were little and dropped your ice cream cone:
When you get the window seat on an airplane:
When you’re not looking where you’re going and bump into someone:
When you’re looking gross and someone wants to take a photo of you:
When your friend tells you she just got back together with her crappy boyfriend:
When you’re going to the bathroom and the automatic toilet flushes before you’re finished:
