Jeff Wysaski
When you were little and your mom would shield your eyes during a sex scene:
When you finally get to sit down after standing all day:
When you’re pretending to listen to someone while they’re talking:
When you can’t decide what to wear:
When you got your first flip phone and thought it was so badass:
When you decide to have a “light snack”:
When you get out of the shower and realize there’s no towel:
When you’ve been doing really well on your diet, but then it’s your birthday and you’re all like:
When you try to take your sock off with your other foot:
When you learn the real lyrics of a song and realize you’ve been singing it wrong all this time:
When a commercial comes on and it’s loud as balls:
When people try to make you get up:
When someone tells you they don’t like you:
When you suddenly realize you’re late for something:
When you’re driving and no one else is on the road:
When someone brags about how many friends they have on Facebook:
When you’re waiting for the elevator:
When someone tags you in a terrible photo on Facebook:
When you were little and your mom gave you medicine:
When someone changes the channel during your favorite show:
most of these come from here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.