Jeff Wysaski
When you forget to save your document and the program quits:
When you haven’t seen your best friend in forever:
When you’re trying to decide what to do on your day off:
When you’re losing an argument:
When you’re eating, and your dog is all:
When your friend is telling a secret and someone comes in:
When there is a substitute teacher:
When you see a commercial for ice cream:
When you see an old friend and they got cuter:
When you’re in the first hour of a road trip:
When a file takes forever to load:
When someone says they found some money:
When you read 90 percent of the statuses on Facebook:
When the microwave heats the bowl instead of the food:
How your breath feels after you eat garlic:
When you start singing along to a song, but then realize how inappropriate it is:
When you’re stuck at home with nothing to do:
When the vending machine takes your money, but keeps your snack:
most of these come from here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.