Jeff Wysaski
How’s your Girl Scout cookie stash holding up? Well, no matter how long you hoard them, the sadness is inevitable…
When you realize that was the last box of Girl Scout cookies:
When you try to approach a girl at the bar:
When someone asks, “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?”
When one of your jacket strings is longer than the other one:
When you fail a test that you studied hard for:
When you hear someone say your name in conversation, so you secretly try to listen:
When you’re on the phone with your ex:
When an online ad asks if you want to share it with friends:
When you know the answer in class:
When someone holds up a camera to you:
When girls call their boyfriends, “Daddy”:
When people look at your phone while your texting:
When you realize you just locked yourself out of your apartment:
When your friend asks, “What did I miss at the party?”:
When you realize the weekend is over and Monday is almost here:
When someone you don’t like hugs you:
When you’re waiting for a page to load:
When you realize someone unfriended you on Facebook:
When you wave at someone, and someone else thinks you’re waving at them:
When someone says, “We should make brownies”:
most of these come from here, here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.