Jeff Wysaski
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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 16, 2013
If at first you don't succeed, lie down and cry and give up on life and then eat an entire family bag of peanut M&Ms
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 11, 2013
"I've got a case of the blues" – Crayon salesman
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) March 1, 2013
health tip: chewing donuts burns calories
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) March 3, 2013
If you ask me, the hottest girls in the world are the ones with fevers
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 27, 2013
"I need some space" – astronaut who hasn't been on a mission in a while
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 20, 2013
If I owned an ice cream shoppe, the special this week would be The Harlem Shake.
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 18, 2013
Going to create a Czechoslovakian dating site and name it "Czech Mate"
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 12, 2013
At parties I like to play a game called "let's walk from room to room & pretend to look for my friend instead of awkwardly standing alone"
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 7, 2013
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