Some Pleated-Jeans Tweets

If you don’t follow me on Twitter, here’s what you’ve been missing…

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 16, 2013

If at first you don't succeed, lie down and cry and give up on life and then eat an entire family bag of peanut M&Ms

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 11, 2013

"I've got a case of the blues" – Crayon salesman

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) March 1, 2013

health tip: chewing donuts burns calories

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) March 3, 2013

If you ask me, the hottest girls in the world are the ones with fevers

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 27, 2013

"I need some space" – astronaut who hasn't been on a mission in a while

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 20, 2013

If I owned an ice cream shoppe, the special this week would be The Harlem Shake.

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 18, 2013

Going to create a Czechoslovakian dating site and name it "Czech Mate"

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 12, 2013

At parties I like to play a game called "let's walk from room to room & pretend to look for my friend instead of awkwardly standing alone"

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 7, 2013

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