Twitter Account Documents Cute Things Kids Say
The Twitter Account Preschool Gems is run by a Portland, Oregon preschool teacher named Leslie McCollom. Thanks to her, we get to hear some of the adorable things her students say. There’s also a book available for those who are interested. [via the heavy]
"When I grow up I want to be a Canadian."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) April 4, 2011
"They said I was cheating, and I was. But cheating doesn't matter. Life and friends matter."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) August 15, 2011
"Since I'm at my house, I can take my pants off. When you get to your house you can take off your pants."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) April 25, 2011
"I don't want to be myself anymore because I can't stop eating cheese."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) April 22, 2011
"Feed me pizza or I'll die."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) April 14, 2011
"I'm having feelings today."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) March 8, 2012
"But jellyfishes doesn't have butts."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) March 5, 2013
"I have a mountain of talent next to my heart… In my nipple."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) February 8, 2013
"Nighttime is daytime, just the dark part."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) February 22, 2013
"I have a LOT of dragon lasers in my heart."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) February 27, 2013
"I was in all of the times – dinosaur times, mammoth times, and human times."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) March 1, 2013
"One time I saw a really big person at a Chinese restaurant and I was like 'Wow."
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) March 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/PreschoolGems/status/307612416563363840
"He keeps saying I'm a french fry, but I don't feel like pretending right now!"
— Preschool Gems 💎 (@PreschoolGems) March 5, 2013
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