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19 Things That Actually Exist

The Graduation Cap Flask:

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A Zip-Up Tie for the Stylish, But Lazy:

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A DJ Kit for Cats:

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A Wind-Up Chair That Charges Your Phone:

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The Hands-Free Umbrella:

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The Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich:

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A Hamster Dunce Cap:

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The Flying Fuck:

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This Pillow Wig:

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Meat-Flavored Ice Cream for Dogs:

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A Children’s Book Written by Dennis Rodman:

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The Literal Tramp Stamp:

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A Frozen Aquarium:

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These Terrifying Baby Masks:

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A Crab With a 9-Foot Claw Span:

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A Caterpillar That Looks Like a Wig:

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Sushi Costumes for Cats:

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“The Beerd” Beard Cozies:

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A Disc Drive That Avoids Liquids:

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