Jeff Wysaski
An All-Emoji translation of Herman Melville’s Moby Dick:
Eau My Cologne by George Takei:
A Champagne Vending Machine:
A 3-D Scanner for Your Feet:
Cream Stew Flavored Cheetos:
This Wheelchair Car:
This Underwater Burial Option:
A Nasal Telescope:
Spray-On Clothes:
A Grocery Store in a Subway Car:
Fried Chicken Scented Candles:
A Life-Sized Unicorn Cake With Rainbow Layers:
Bacon-Scented Deodorant:
The Monkey Orchid:
This Book:
And Also This One:
The Dog-Operated Washing Machine:
LED ‘Tail Lights’ for Your Horse:
