16 Funny People You Aren't Already Following on Twitter

Do you like funny people? Do you like Twitter? Then I have good news for you because you’re going to LOVE these funny people on Twitter…

1. @behindyourback

https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/426006675032522753

2. @brampersandon_

Longest English word:
'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi'

Longest Spanish word: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL'

— Brandon the Cow (@Brampersandon_) February 6, 2014

3. @blindchow

Ain't no party like a CIA party cause a CIA party don't ██████.

— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) March 19, 2014

4. @tarashoe

https://twitter.com/tarashoe/status/407940074358059008

5. @pharmasean

If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza.

— pensive calypso music (@pharmasean) June 12, 2013

6. @marawritesstuff

Kicked out of Macy's for yelling "This is a sham! IT'S A GODDAMN SHAM!" in the bedding department even though technically I was right

— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) May 2, 2014

7. @thenatewolf

https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/482392042052407297

8. @jasonlastname

Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.

— JasonLastname (@JasonLastname) August 27, 2013

9. @ohnoshetwitnt

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/474804384644464640

10. @dubouchet

https://twitter.com/dubouchet/status/216983275770609664

11. @aaronburdette

Mario returns from another day of golfing, karting and tennis. "Did you do any plumbing today?" his wife asks. A hungry baby cries.

— Aaron Burdette (@AaronBurdette) November 24, 2012

12. @danguterman

I've watched my wife fall asleep every night for the last 10 years. Still can't believe we've been together for almost 6 years.

— guterman (@danguterman) May 17, 2014

13. @mariecolette

https://twitter.com/MarieColette/status/223488048925646850

14. @igotsmarts