Here are some pretty STRONG indicators that you had a bit to much to drink last night…
You stole a llama from a local circus and took it partying with you:
You were forced to make this apology cake:
You didn’t wake up when your friends did this:
Or this:
You used a table as a blanket:
You got arrested for this:
You got married and ended the night here:
You had trouble navigating stairs:
Or just walking in general:
You needed extra support to stay on the toilet:
This seemed like a safe place for your earrings:
You did your breathalyzer like this:
Or maybe like this:
You found it difficult to say these things:
Like Papa John, you needed two friends to hold you up:
You got home and made a snack like this:
You needed help with your mugshot:
You parked your car here:
Your brain was too far gone to math:
You danced like this: