Jeff Wysaski
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*walks into school & grabs the intercom*
"IT'S ALL LIES.YOULL NEVER USE MATH IN REAL LIFE"
*fighting noises*
"SUBTRACT MATH FROM YOUR LIVES"— Good Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) November 19, 2014
Obama steps to the podium, wind teasing his long beautiful hair. "When I'm done with ISIS they're gonna be called WASWAS!" *reporters riot*
— Slam Squat-Thrust (@Gre_Gone) September 11, 2014
https://twitter.com/urplepingo/status/519529512284221440
https://twitter.com/EJGomez/status/539485281410244608
If you think I'm over dramatic, just remember that Candy Crush calls itself a saga
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) November 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/fanofhell/status/535625926017441792
https://twitter.com/animaldrumss/status/539589736328069120
Are you in this photo?
-That's me in the corner
Where?
-In the spotlight
What're you doin'?
-Losing my relig–DAMNIT, Stipe, not again!— Jenn (@Jennuflect) April 25, 2014
Pretty cool how we have MUSTACHES ABOVE OUR EYEBALLS
— broga pants (@BrogaPants) November 20, 2013
It's not in the bible but it's widely known that Jesus regifted the myrrh and frankincense.
— Enrique Shockwave (@UNDEADTRESOR) December 6, 2014
*vampire dies cuz he can't resist dippin his pizza crust in that papa johns garlic sauce*
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) November 30, 2014
[baby says its first word] umm excuse me I was talking
— Thynebear (@Thynebear) November 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/BeardSpice/status/514608331327930368
https://twitter.com/bakedbrotatoes/status/532282607447576576
Now that Christmas music starts in October, Jesus is like that annoying girl who celebrates her birthday for weeks.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 7, 2014
TOP PLACES TO DO KARATE IN FRONT OF:
1. Sunset
2. Crashing waves
3. Dad's grave (as casket is lowered)
4. New stepdad's face
5. Quiznos— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) August 31, 2013