Jeff Wysaski
Unfortunately, we’ve still got a couple months of winter left. Here are a few signs it’s already too freaking cold…
The local news has resorted to cursing:
Your banana shattered:
And so did your hubcap:
You can literally see winter loading:
The hose is dispensing ice cubes:
Your dog is hogging all the blankets:
And your cat is actually okay with being put in people clothes:
Even in death, you can’t escape it:
You’d actually consider wearing this:
Your trampoline does this:
The snow gods are demanding a blood sacrifice:
Everyone is wearing a sweater:
Your dog came in from his walk looking like this:
Or just refused to go out altogether:
Even the snow wants to come inside to warm up:
The meerkats are hogging the heater:
Your swimming pool looks like this:
And your toilet looks like this:
Your local store put out this sign:
You looked out the window and saw this:
Your truck looks like this:
This happened to your hood ornament:
Even the snowmen are over it:
Your dog pulled ‘a Jesus:’
