Jeff Wysaski
These dogs are all upset for various reasons and it’s ALL OUR FAULT…
This one just wants to hang out with you:
And this one thinks you work too much:
This guy didn’t want visitors:
And this one didn’t want be stuck in the rain:
This guy is sick of your makeovers:
And this one thinks he’s clean enough:
Did you really have to put your vest on this poor guy:
Or that dumb dinosaur costume on this one:
I mean, seriously, do you ALWAYS have to humiliate me:
Or scare me with the vacuum:
You could at least give this guy equal rights:
I mean this guy IS NOT YOUR PILLOW, dammit:
This one THOUGHT he was getting a day in the park:
And this one just wants to go home:
This one just watched you run a red light:
And this one just can’t believe your betrayal:
This one just doesn’t want to be a monkey, okay:
I mean, God forbid you treat me with dignity:
Or let me sleep in on a Saturday:
Because, after all, all I want to do is be your best friend:
