Jeff Wysaski
He’s a dog. He’s also a doctor. He’s Dr. Dog MD. Here’s what happens when man’s best friend becomes man’s best doctor…
Patient: Will I ever be able to walk again?
DR DOG: *tail goes nuts* DID YOU SAY WALK?!?— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 3, 2015
DR DOG: I didn't go to medical school for 49 years to be called Mr. Dog!
— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 3, 2015
PATIENT: What sort of payment plans do you accept here?
DR DOG: We accept cash, credit, and belly rubs.— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 2, 2015
DR DOG: Sit in that chair for me.
PATIENT: Ok *sits*
DR DOG: *hands him a treat* Good boy— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 2, 2015
Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me.
DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 1, 2015
DR DOG: *looking over xray* Oh yes these will do nicely
— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 31, 2015
https://twitter.com/DrDogMD/status/561289828650606592
NURSE: We have to pull the plug.
DR DOG: *looks down at paws* You do it.
— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 30, 2015
DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale
PATIENT: Ok
DR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015
NURSE: How should we treat the patient?
DR DOG: *mouth watering* Did you just say treat?
— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015
PATIENT: *vomits* Oh no I'm so sorry!
DR DOG: No trouble at all *presses intercom* Betty please cancel my lunch plans
— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015
https://twitter.com/DrDogMD/status/560610367198334976
Doctor Dog: The tests show that you have a-
*sees tail out of the corner of his eye*
HEY PAL THIS IS A PRIVATE APPOINTMENT
*chases tail*— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/DrDogMD/status/560511391757381634
Cat: I think i have a rash.
Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD
— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015
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