15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Here are some outstanding tweets to brighten your Monday…
It's not illegal to tell a ghost story when a cop shines a flashlight in your face
— JasonLastname (@JasonLastname) May 11, 2015
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists discover portal, "WE THREW A HOTDOG IN IT" screamed one scientist
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/599632416228020224
I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) March 18, 2013
Would i live at coolios? sure. Would i laugh at his hair in front of his friends? yes.
— meatshirt (@prettysadmostly) May 12, 2015
https://twitter.com/smelbz/status/226479852386131968
Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine.
— Brian Soto (@TrainedHedonist) April 29, 2014
https://twitter.com/pinupteacher/status/461873435803930627
My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now.
Oh wait that's not my waiter.
— Adrienne Airhart Helberg (@craydrienne) March 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/senderblock23/status/525112904803426305
https://twitter.com/ChrisCubas/status/541459293149474816
Just googled how to spell 'successful'
— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) April 8, 2015
If I don't return 17 calls,9 texts,& 7 emails, it's safe to assume you've been blown off & bumped up to Borderline Stalker Status. Sorry Mom
— Erica (@SCbchbum) June 5, 2011
https://twitter.com/Shhhhhhley/status/591301547184750592
I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry
— Leah Tiscione (@LeahTiscione) May 12, 2015