15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Looking to cure your case of the Mondays? Try some hilarious tweets!
Before you can call someone you're dating your "partner" you should have to solve a crime together.
— chelsea anét (@chelseaanet) January 29, 2014
Did you know you can turn Tylenol into Tylenol Back Pain just by adding the words "Back Pain"? The secret ingredient is words.
— Jason Berlin (@JasonBerlin) November 30, 2012
https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/507354841346080768
I don't have tattoos for the same reason I don't have children — I'm afraid if someone tells me they're ugly, I won't want them anymore.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 23, 2015
I'd be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
— Droll Meets Bawdy (@kiralc) May 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/JhonRules/status/595080003559129088
https://twitter.com/WigCannon/status/601528856059760641
Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
— Amanda (@Manda_like_wine) August 18, 2013
https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/601476617794363393
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) October 9, 2014
You never really know a person until you hear them try to solve their mother's computer problems over the phone.
— ghost mom (@radtoria) March 6, 2015
A person with glasses can see all of your flaws. They are in a position of power. You're picking on the wrong kids, bullies.
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/592837010894811136
can't wait til the future when humans can fly and we can finally complain about bird traffic
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) May 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/yoyoha/status/595977661354246146