Mike
Enjoy these 100% organic gluten-free tweets.
I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow
— demiurge moore (@online_shawn) October 15, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheDairylandDon/status/622431417318961152
Don't. Stop. Be leaving.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 16, 2015
Amazon Prime would be a good title for a Wonder Woman movie.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/joshbupkes/status/622075707460558848
Did Jamiroquai ever find his way out of that weird room or what?
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) July 10, 2015
https://twitter.com/GregDorris/status/620952883056508928
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/622057623584686080
https://twitter.com/jennyjaffe/status/621799736199131136
It's nice to meet you, I'm very excited to maybe be myself around you in probably like 3 years
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 13, 2015
HR said someone filed a complaint against me, saying I'm "very rude". Ugh I bet it was Janet, Janet the Cripple.
— atman (@AtmanDoesFood) July 14, 2015
It is perfectly acceptable to stare at any species through binoculars except my own.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) February 11, 2015
Can everyone stop taking secret photos of people sleeping on the bus or wearing something different? Life is hard enough.
— Megan (@meganshpettit) June 27, 2015
https://twitter.com/karentozzi/status/619738557427662848
batman v superman is stupid if they met they'd be like whoa you wear tights too ok we're friends now tights bros gotta stick together
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) July 13, 2015