Jeff Wysaski
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She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015
'It's just so long,' she cried, 'I don't think I can take it all in.'
'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but I did tell you it was the director's cut.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015
'I've been a very naughty girl,' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished.' So he made her watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015
'You're so hot!' she cried.
'Actually I'm 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, which is well within the normal body temperature parameters,' he replied.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'So, what's your favourite position?' she asked.
'Easy,' he said, 'The middle seat of the sofa, exactly 1.5 metres from the TV and the PS4.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 14, 2015
'Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously,' he grinned, handing her a slice of pizza as they watched The Phantom Menace.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 12, 2015
'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'
'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015
He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015
'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!'
'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.'
'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015
'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'Alright,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015
He was heavily into BDSM – Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015
'How do you feel about wearing black leather?' he asked.
'Ok,' she said.
'Good,' he smiled, 'Then you can be Darth Vader and I'll be R2-D2.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015