Mike
Laughter is the best medicine, and this list will cure what ails ya.
Always be yourself. There's nothing to lose except the people you love, your job, home and self respect.
— Mrs. Donald Darko (@LadyBroseph) August 27, 2013
Everything I know about introverts I learned from introverts telling me about introverts
— Shira (@shiraselko) January 16, 2015
My Civil War reenactment group doesn't reenact fights. We just do opium & fundamentally misunderstand medicine & the nature of our universe.
— Shane (@Shanehasabeard) October 22, 2015
♫ Hush little baby /
don't say a word /
You're a stupid baby /
you don't know words ♫— greg (@GrowlyGrego) June 24, 2014
Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.
— chelsea anét (@chelseaanet) March 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/LostCatDog/status/665147281369362434
https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/653767130005925889
You never really know a person until you hear them try to solve their mother's computer problems over the phone.
— ghost mom (@radtoria) March 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/philyuck/status/503342072892387328
I just wish experience could be gauged in a base unit other than rodeo attendance.
— batkaren (@batkaren) February 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/koalaslament/status/664609032104099840
https://twitter.com/normsousa/status/584025904868761600
https://twitter.com/AnnamalHalligan/status/658743833224568832
https://twitter.com/WigCannon/status/659819486414020608
https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/662223632471605248