Mike
Kick off this holiday week with a cornucopia of hilarious tweets.
Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) March 10, 2015
person giving me advice: just be yourself
me: haha. Hahaha. Hahahahahahahahaha
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) November 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/669044500015087616
https://twitter.com/JhonRules/status/648733600070762497
When I was a kid the climate was a badass and didn't change for anyone.
— JasonLastname (@JasonLastname) November 11, 2015
I'm sorry I threw a ping pong ball into your Starbucks, I got confused by the red cups
— Napcore Influencer (@SortaBad) November 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/TheDairylandDon/status/309439635807956992
My favorite thing to do at the gym is leave
— lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) February 8, 2012
What I like about Bernie Sanders is that he definitely seems like he'd yell at someone else's kids.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) October 14, 2015
Billy Dee Williams has been simply masterful at distracting us from realizing his real name is William Williams.
— Dan Clyne (@danCLYNE) October 12, 2011
https://twitter.com/danchovy/status/654850585099788290
https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/641771997584846852
https://twitter.com/fro_vo/status/596901667540475904
I have arrived for the positive thinking workshop. The class is half empty.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/561052736507375616