Mike
Hope you had a great weekend. Please enjoy this list of excellent tweets.
https://twitter.com/LostCatDog/status/303491080459018241
At my worst, I'm tossing an old McDonald's bag in the backseat to make room for my new McDonald's bag.
— Lauren (@someskirt) February 14, 2012
Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) July 27, 2012
Hey autocorrect, how about you stop worrying about my typing and start worrying about my driving.
— JasonLastname (@JasonLastname) December 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/rachelle_mandik/status/675023886715613184
https://twitter.com/jazmasta/status/484197655762182144
https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/671754863810859009
I explained ‘gluten allergy’ to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) May 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/Scott_Losse/status/663470598790606848
Sorry I can't take your call, I've stepped away from my desk until the phone stops ringing.
— Kim Holcomb (@kimholcomb) August 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/566775887681441792
We get it, you vape pic.twitter.com/T793z8s539
— oll (@dulcetry) December 6, 2015
* whispers all passwords into memory foam mattress *
— Jackman…Forever (@TheAlexP) March 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/sad_tree/status/590598497465987073
https://twitter.com/Leemanish/status/372393680872558592