Jeff Wysaski
All dads are required to tell bad jokes. It’s the law. The Twitter account Dad Joke Han Solo proves that not even the coolest dad in the universe is immune to this fact… [via neatorama]
Ben asked what my favorite food is
I said Chewbacon!
He said what is Chewie's favorite food then
I said Ham Solo
He almost threw up
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Hey Ben, what do they call ice cubes on Hoth?
Normal cubes!
You haven't been to Hoth Ben but it's an ice planet. Everything is ice!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Ben, guess why your mother always picks where the rebels hide out
Because she knows how to Leia low!
Your mother is a treasure
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Ben asked me why I don't drink beer before liquor
I told him it's because Han always does shots first!
He’s too young to drink though
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Today Ben asked me how the hyperdrive works
I told him you take a normal drive and give it sugar!
He doesn't ask me about the ship anymore
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Today I took Ben and his "First Order" club to McDonalds
I said "For MY First Order I would like some fries! My Second Order is a coke!"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Oh no Ben! A bounty hunter froze Chewie's home planet!
What was his reward?
Cold hard Kashyyyk!!
Don't worry Chewie is okay he's laughing
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Did Darth Maul die by getting sliced in two by a lightsaber?
You'd "half" to ask him yourself!
Seriously Ben I dont remember what happened
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
I brought Luke a movie to watch after his hand surgery
1st thing he said: What movie did you bring?
1st thing I said: "Cool Hand, Luke!!"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Why is Bespin so technologically advanced?
Because they use CLOUD COMPUTING!
Bespin is made of clouds you see
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Why did BB-8 stick out his lighter?
He was starting his BB-Q!
That's short for barbeque Ben I hope you're hungry for #JOKES tonight!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016