Mike
Please enjoy this list of the 15 funniest tweets I could find.
https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/538766679023841280
[watching porn] I hope they stay together
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) December 16, 2015
So much of being an adult is just not clicking the "Send" button
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) February 4, 2016
Ted Cruz is what Slimer looked like before he died
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) February 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/694918486137516032
boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: here
boss: excellent
me: but DEAD— tara shoe (@tarashoe) February 3, 2016
HILLARY: how does bernie have more of the younger vote than me? it doesn't make sense. im hip!
BERNIE: why do the teens call me daddy
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/usedwigs/status/86575387500494848
"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
– People who don't understand what you're supposed to do with cake
— Shira (@shiraselko) July 19, 2011
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/689908176767025152
I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think I'm part of the team.
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) May 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/ixSEANxi/status/468890605826113538
https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/686245646949416960
https://twitter.com/hopiecan/status/655916003566723072
https://twitter.com/madeleinedoux/status/564663680454115328