15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Another week, another list of excellent tweets. You’d think we’d eventually run out, but nope.
i'll go to bed soon, just gotta think every single thought real quick
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) June 26, 2014
Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body.
— Abby Normal (@MrsTomServo) November 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/meganshpettit/status/696109895603638274
All of these time capsules I just dug up have bodies in them?
— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) March 20, 2015
Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.
— Olly iConic (@OllyiConic) September 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/KarenKilgariff/status/696191542579458049
https://twitter.com/runolgarun/status/695324175850999808
i'm starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts
— Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 (@feraljokes) February 13, 2016
Research has shown that men think about sex every 15 sex.
— Lyle Clippart (@Kyle_Lippert) July 6, 2013
https://twitter.com/MiahSaint/status/307285325833723907
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/701525395477282817
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/655953733524697088
https://twitter.com/thetigersez/status/696774037691699200
If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
— denise (@Stellacopter) February 18, 2016
How sure are we that it's gravity and not my mom's backhanded compliments that are keeping me down to earth?
— Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 (@thatdutchperson) February 5, 2016