15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
I didn’t catch any Pokémon but I did catch these 15 awesome tweets.
https://twitter.com/longwall26/status/753607013674942464
There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's
— Shane (@Shanehasabeard) June 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/753030499975692288
I would have suggested they just use a regular volleyball, but I guess the Olympics are special. pic.twitter.com/Tz6Tt6l4jn
— Jessie 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) June 30, 2016
https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/599008810938826752
An F wouldn’t be such bad grade if the scale went from A to Z. That'd be like a…whatever percent. Sorry, I got a W in math.
— Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) July 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/FeralCrone/status/517394074295619585
[spelling bee]
JUDGE: your word is "cat"
ME: ok
JUDGE: incorrect
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) July 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/688805226069925888
Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters.
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics (@BuckyIsotope) November 15, 2014
before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule
— elon mustard (@nice_mustard) July 18, 2012
*inhales helium from balloon*
“Your mom and I are getting a divorce..”— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) August 26, 2014
https://twitter.com/drhappyknuckles/status/693671765252243457
a proper response to girl calling "amy?" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) October 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/655421708569071616