15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
If you like hilarious jokes then you’ve come to the right place.
https://twitter.com/pinupteacher/status/461873435803930627
https://twitter.com/Bez/status/768451173783310340
my life is like chess its boring and i dont get it
— meatshirt (@prettysadmostly) August 13, 2016
*date*
GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs?
LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that.
— Brian M. M. Doyle (@WritePlay) April 7, 2015
[Eulogy]
I can still hear his last words. "I'm *chokes back tears* I'm gonna try and put my hat on that bear."— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) October 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/JhonRules/status/714547113078591489
https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/603040729062060033
https://twitter.com/doctorveritas/status/333200594384850944
https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/547173466127216644
We'd like to sincerely apologize for booking the Karate Convention on the same day as the Rare Wooden Boards Fair
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) December 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/614935910149439488
https://twitter.com/GrowlyGrego/status/500649852473475072
https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/767212571258564608
https://twitter.com/Burger_Time_/status/559009975843164160
I have this great midnight snack it's called, what do I think my roommate won't notice if I eat the edges off of
— nina treemonkey (@ninatreemonkey) February 14, 2013