15 Hilarious Quotes Found in Online Fanfiction

There is a thriving community of fanfiction writers that create their own stories based around recognizable fiction characters. The Twitter account Fanfiction_txt documents the best ones…

It's up to the Powerpuff Girls to stop Obama

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 20, 2016

"I heard this place had some great meatball. We should buy some."

Nala said, "Guys, we're not here to eat. We're here to find Mussolini."

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 9, 2016

not a wolf… an otherkin… like me" Iggy yodeled in a goat-like-manner. The group stood amazed, the one and only Iggy Azalea is an otherkin?

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 9, 2016

Its been ten years. Ten greuling years since the death of Patrick Star

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 9, 2016

"Fuck off, normies! REEEEEEEEEE!" Steve Buscemi screeched with a demonic wail

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 18, 2016

Donald Trump begins to panic after trapping a wasp under a cup

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 18, 2016

"Hi dad!"

"Hi son! How was your day?"

"Well, it's pretty interesting. You've heard of Sonic the Hedgehog racing in NASCAR, right?"

"Yeah

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 22, 2016

Im Actually Bonding With The SuperHot John Cena? I Thought To Myself . It was unbelievable

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 22, 2016

Crazy Frog confuses everyone when he decides to join both the Bloods and the Crips.

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 26, 2016

Garfield hadn't had a hangover this intense since the death of his martial arts master, Jon Arbuckle

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 26, 2016

Larry the Cable Guy was right. Communism is the only justice left in this dark age! Communism is the only way to save my country

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 26, 2016

Sonic vs Charles Manson

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 31, 2016

DISCLAIMER: Adventure Time was created by Bob Dylan during his so called 'flowerchild' phase, around 1965-69, and should not be viewed

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 31, 2016

Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts accidentally travels from their world to Afghanistan

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) November 3, 2016

"Meow Meow Meow Meeeeooooow" Gary sang

"Looks like Gary has been listening to linkin park again," said Spongebob

— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) October 5, 2016