Twitter is Spreading the Rumor That Mike Pence Secretly Eats Sticks of Deodorant

Much of the Twitter-sphere is not happy with the political views of Vice President-elect Mike Pence. However, that by no means gives them the right to judge him for indulging in a few harmless licks of lady’s deodorant in the wee hours of the morning… [via someecards]

Guys, I really doubt the rumor that Mike Pence eats Lady Speed Stick like a popsicle at night in his office is true.

— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) November 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/CalmTomb/status/797535445387190273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/797540305721585665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

please, it'll only divide America further to keep gossiping about Mike Pence caressing a Lady Speed Stick quietly muttering "gorgeous girl" https://t.co/aO7LXCj1Xu

— Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) November 12, 2016

That Mike Pence enjoys eating ladies deodorant is really his own business and continuing to bring it up is doing nothing to unite our nation https://t.co/3wALBvFhAk

— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) November 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/kyry5/status/797636139448307716?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/actuallyclint/status/797660142749659136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Mike Pence isn't perfect, but if he wants to eat ladies deodorant on a stick like a shish kebab, that's his choice https://t.co/MXOuFh4Yxc

— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) November 13, 2016

It may be hard for Canadians to accept the US election results, but Mike Pence's appetite for nibbling lady's Degree isn't our business. https://t.co/BxIw0S3GM2

— raina douris (@RahRahRaina) November 13, 2016

So childish to continue spreading the lie about Mike Pence greedily gobbling stick after stick of deodorant, ripping it out of the tube https://t.co/maUtHEdgSx

— Noah! (@ZGhaoN) November 12, 2016