15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

These are all of the tweets you didn’t know you needed.

https://twitter.com/NicCageMatch/status/454283596308959232

There's an unwritten rule that if your pet is comfortable sitting on you, you don't move, even if this causes the petrification of your body pic.twitter.com/ul1I2TFYWE

— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) June 22, 2017

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS! UNLESS YOU'VE TRIED FOR A LONG TIME AND STILL AREN'T THAT GOOD! THEN IT'S OK TO JUST GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!

— Ari Scott (@ariscott) June 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/600094948889788416

Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.

— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) January 20, 2014

Many people that appear "cool" actually struggle with feelings of inadequacy. Not me. I have those feelings without appearing cool at all.

— ♥mark magark♥ (@markedly) August 20, 2016

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

— mustard clown (@markydoodoo) February 12, 2017

https://twitter.com/LostCatDog/status/324286601599545344

https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/443394229860302848

https://twitter.com/longwall26/status/383623105043656704

[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps

— Mave (@MavenofHonor) January 26, 2016

https://twitter.com/iamspacegirl/status/783299063445880832

A sombrero lands on your head out of nowhere & without warning. You're stunned but mainly by how great it looks on you. I reload my hatapult

— RobotRowboat™ (@robotrowboat) October 7, 2013

https://twitter.com/fro_vo/status/755770127497310208

https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/721842642581991425
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