22 Funny Multiple Choice Tweets That Make A Mockery of Dating Profiles

On Twitter fads come and go in a matter of hours, and whatever reason the collective brain decided recently to skewer the “Man Seeking Woman” style forms from dating websites. I can’t claim to understand it, but just know that I do feel targeted somehow.

2.

I’m:

⚪️a man
⚪️a woman
🔘coming out of my cage

And I’ve:

⚪️never felt this way before
⚪️had the time of my life
🔘been doing just fine

— bumblegoat (@NECROMANClNG) August 19, 2017

3.

Some:
⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Body

Once told me, the
⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘World was gonna roll me

I ain’t the:
⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Sharpest tool in the shed

— Noah Oxendale (@noahoxendale) August 20, 2017

4.

And they were:

⚪ Very nice
⚪ Walking
🔘 Roommates

Oh my god, they were:

⚪ Dead
⚪ Nearby
🔘 Roommates

— Kristian (@celestialmiller) August 20, 2017

5.

I am a:

🔘 Man
⚪️ Woman

Looking for:

⚪️ Men
⚪️ Women
🔘 Beyonces 2016 LEMONADE album to receive the album of the year Grammy it deserved!!

— Jack (@Shnapped) August 15, 2017

6.

I am a:

🔘Man
⚪️Woman

Looking for:

⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘That damn fourth Chaos Emerald pic.twitter.com/izBw8Y1FPo

— Lonely Goomba (@LonelyGoomba) August 20, 2017

7.

steve: big man in a suit of armor, take that away what are you?

tony:

🔘 genius
🔘 billionaire
🔘 playboy
🔘 philanthropist

— m (@tjhmmnd) August 20, 2017

8.

I’m a

⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 G

Looking for:

⚪️ A Relationship
⚪️ Casual Sax
🔘 Serious Sax

— Kenny G (@kennyg) August 20, 2017

9.

I am a:

🔘Gundam Fighter
⚪️Woman

Looking for:
⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘This man. Have you seen him around town? pic.twitter.com/UzJAYWwa2p

— Kraker (@kraker2k) August 20, 2017

10.

I am a
⚪️man
🔘bro
⚪️woman

looking for

⚪️woman
🔘another bro to chill five feet away from in a hot tub because i’m not gay
⚪️man

— em (@parkerisadork) August 19, 2017

11.

I am a:
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Clown Fish

Looking for:
⚪ A boyfriend
⚪ A girlfriend
🔘 My son Nemo

— Trevor Jones (@jonestm97) August 19, 2017

12.

two:

⚪️men
⚪️women
🔘bros

sitting in a:

⚪️pool
⚪️jacuzzi
🔘hot tub

five feet apart cause they’re not:

⚪️straight
⚪️ace
🔘gay

— ari (@aurorahowlter) August 20, 2017

13.

I am a:

⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Gordon Ramsey

Looking for:

⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘THE LAMB SAUCE

— lis (@abratasas) August 20, 2017

14.

I am a
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 evil sorcerer Shang Tsung

Seeking
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 to challenge Earthrealm’s greatest champions in MORTAL KOMBAT

— Jared Rosen (@notquitefrodo) August 20, 2017

15.

Where did you:

🔘come from?
⚪️go?

Where did you:

⚪️ come from?
🔘go?

Where did you:

🔘come from?
⚪️go?

Cotton-Eyed Joe

— 🍸 (@oscarewilde) August 19, 2017

16.

what team?
⚪️cobras
🔘wildcats
⚪️ravens

what team?
⚪️bulldogs
🔘wildcats
⚪️panthers

WILDCATS
🔘GET’CHA HEAD IN THE GAME

— beth (@midtownhoIIand) August 20, 2017

17.

i am a:

⚪️ man
🔘 woman

looking for:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 thor: ragnarok getting the hype it deserves

— tasha (@gaytonys) August 17, 2017

18.

I am a:

🔘 Man
⚪️ Woman

Looking for:

⚪️ Men
⚪️ Women
🔘 Mariah Carey’s Grammys that were wrongfully snubbed from 1995 masterpiece Daydream

— . (@illcurable) August 15, 2017

19.

I am a:

⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Pac-Man

Looking for:

⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘 The ability to press Z without immediately falling into a dark depression pic.twitter.com/iuvzfohak4

— its_me_klc (@its_me_klc) August 20, 2017

20.

AHHH:

⚪️OOO
⚪️AHHH
🔘ᵃʰʰʰʰʰʰ

stop i could’ve dropped my:

⚪️donut
⚪️bagel
🔘croissant

— juliah (@spideystights) August 20, 2017

20.

I am a:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Genji

Looking for:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Healing

— Tina 🌸 (@TinaDayton) August 20, 2017

21.

I am a:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Young Boy

Looking for:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 My father to take me into the city to see a marching band

— Spiciest Emo Meme (@ThyArtIsMemes) August 20, 2017

22.

I’m:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 guy fieri

and I’m:
⚪️ running
⚪️ walking
🔘 rolling out looking for americas greatest diners drive-ins and dives

— Chance Harbour (@ChanceHarbour) August 20, 2017

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