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34 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday

I’ve finally decided to put my potential drinking problem to work for the fine strangers of the internet, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here is what was funny, at least at the time.

Oh, and feel free to lecture me about my drinking and/or how some of these aren’t funny in the comments. I probably deserve both.

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via @someecards