Noah Berman
If you’re the classic wait-until-the-last-minute type, always out to find new time-saving hacks that will help you get everything done in 5 minutes, this post is not for you. Sorry.
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Life hack: you don't even have to do the jigsaw puzzle, the picture's already on the box!!
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 27, 2016
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https://twitter.com/gabedelahaye/status/725750923532877824
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https://twitter.com/fart/status/656972526472396800
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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/585106098279026688
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LIFE HACK: If you have no time for breakfast, eat half a bag of Goldfish crackers at 4AM
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 8, 2016
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https://twitter.com/capnryan/status/711279759720722432
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Life hack: if you shit in the microwave at work and heat it for 3 minutes on high the turd turns into your boss
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) March 7, 2016
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Before they put life hacks online people just walked around pecking their mouths on the ground and screaming "is this right?????"
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) August 10, 2015
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https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/664905936268587008
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https://twitter.com/allstn/status/745100190433042432
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https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/626032496140922880
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Life hack: Your dog is too chill about rubbing his wet dick on my arm.
— Will Hines (@willhines) August 19, 2016
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LIFE HACK: replace your wedding vows with lyrics to All Star to determine whether your partner is the sharpest tool in the shed.
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) July 7, 2016
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https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/760187133252538369
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https://twitter.com/BRANDONWARDELL/status/773998475088232450
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https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/646008205806583809
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Life hack: laminate your homework so the tears roll off
— Mailee (@maileebarkdull) August 29, 2016
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Life Hack: make toast in the bathtub to save time in the morning before school. Thank me later! pic.twitter.com/QheBYjbscI
— Nathan Luckmann (@_Nathanluckmann) August 30, 2016
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https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/689796788186935296
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https://twitter.com/TheWilkMilk/status/770285025099210752
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Life hack: If you fill a latex glove with chicken bones and warm pudding it kind of feels like you're holding hands with a girl.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) March 11, 2016
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LIFE HACK: live your life as a hack I am a hack.
— Daniel Spenser (@DanSpenser) September 9, 2015
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ADULT LIFE HACK: don't ask anyone what they're doing for Mother's Day because most people's moms are super dead.
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) May 9, 2015
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Life hack: If you put skittles in a bowl and add milk it counts as cereal
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 4, 2016
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https://twitter.com/KeithBBergman/status/770254045009313792
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Life hack: make everyone think you have perfect pitch by memorizing every piece of music ever
— lars (@LeBrahmsJames) August 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/katie_mullen_/status/770419559228669954
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Enough with the life hacks. I don't have time to learn how to save time.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 3, 2015
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