If you’re the classic wait-until-the-last-minute type, always out to find new time-saving hacks that will help you get everything done in 5 minutes, this post is not for you. Sorry.
Life hack: you don't even have to do the jigsaw puzzle, the picture's already on the box!!
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 27, 2016
Lifehack: when you type "gollum s" into Google it automatically suggests "gollum smoking weed." Save PRECIOUS time! pic.twitter.com/pQWunuvIWE
— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) April 28, 2016
life hack I invented: when you're ordering food tell them "this sandwich is for NBA legend Larry bird" and they will make it like way better
— i'm jon hendren. thank you for clicking on my page (@fart) October 21, 2015
LIFE HACK: tell the barista your name is *raptor screech*
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 6, 2015
LIFE HACK: If you have no time for breakfast, eat half a bag of Goldfish crackers at 4AM
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 8, 2016
LifeHack: If you don't cook a lot, use your oven for extra iCloud storage
— Ryan Williams (@capnryan) March 19, 2016
Life hack: if you shit in the microwave at work and heat it for 3 minutes on high the turd turns into your boss
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) March 7, 2016
Before they put life hacks online people just walked around pecking their mouths on the ground and screaming "is this right?????"
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) August 10, 2015
life hack: every answer you give to any question regardless how wrong it is becomes irrefutable if you use the word "nanotechnology" in it
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) November 12, 2015
life hack: if you cry in your uber pool they don't pick anyone else up
— #1 aldi shopper (@allstn) June 21, 2016
LIFE HACK: Tired of the neighbors' noisy kids playing in front of your house? Sign up for the sex offender registry
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) July 28, 2015
Life hack: Your dog is too chill about rubbing his wet dick on my arm.
— Will Hines (@willhines) August 19, 2016
LIFE HACK: replace your wedding vows with lyrics to All Star to determine whether your partner is the sharpest tool in the shed.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) July 7, 2016
Q: Are you trying to make a "life hacks" pun?
— ohWell (@contriteperson) August 1, 2016
life hack: resent everyone
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) September 8, 2016
Lifehack: Find ten million dollars on the sidewalk.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 21, 2015
Life hack: laminate your homework so the tears roll off
— Mailz Barkdull (@mailee44) August 29, 2016
Life Hack: make toast in the bathtub to save time in the morning before school. Thank me later! pic.twitter.com/QheBYjbscI
— Nathan Luckmann (@_Nathanluckmann) August 30, 2016
cool life hack: open purse. empty contents of purse. fill purse with warm spaghetti for easy, healthy snack for later on
— beth, an alien (@bourgeoisalien) January 20, 2016
Life hack: Say "How long are you gonna hold that over my head?" to every criticism, even if it's about something you just did.
— Sean Wilkinson (@TheWilkMilk) August 29, 2016
Life hack: If you fill a latex glove with chicken bones and warm pudding it kind of feels like you're holding hands with a girl.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) March 11, 2016
LIFE HACK: live your life as a hack I am a hack.
— Daniel Spenser (@DanSpenser) September 9, 2015
ADULT LIFE HACK: don't ask anyone what they're doing for Mother's Day because most people's moms are super dead.
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) May 9, 2015
Life hack: If you put skittles in a bowl and add milk it counts as cereal
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 4, 2016
Fun Life Hack: when the garbage truck has finished loading your trash and is about to drive away, run outside cackling IT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW
— Keith Bergman (@KeithBBergman) August 29, 2016
Life hack: make everyone think you have perfect pitch by memorizing every piece of music ever
— duck duck goose (@LeBrahmsJames) August 29, 2016
Life hack: if you drink box wine, and aren't able to make it home, blow up the bag and use it as a pillow.
— Katie (@katie_mullen_) August 30, 2016
Enough with the life hacks. I don't have time to learn how to save time.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 3, 2015