22 Dumb Tweets Getting A Pass Because They’re Also Hilarious
You’ll kick yourself for laughing at some of these, but you’ll laugh at them all the same. Embrace this list of silly tweets with open arms.
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https://twitter.com/Barknado69/status/676765826934964225
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https://twitter.com/Flora__Flora/status/786196849707323392
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This is the 100 million years ago liberals want. pic.twitter.com/hY5nswgqnJ
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) May 12, 2017
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Kool Aid Man's kids probably never felt safe when they were masturbating.
— Dan Duvall (@DanDuvallComedy) April 3, 2013
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I have so much butt hair my diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 2, 2015
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https://twitter.com/whatmaddness/status/892394439867383808
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*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 23, 2016
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https://twitter.com/KarenKilgariff/status/731298462793273345
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[hiding in pantry from murderer]
[quietly tries to open bag of chips]— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) January 8, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Gooooats/status/529141426500538369
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I like the phrase "I wasn't born yesterday" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid.
— Gia Pennacchia (@GiaPennacchia) July 31, 2017
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[Cop arresting a centipede]
*clink*
*clink*
*clink*
*clink*
*clink*
*opens crate of new handcuffs*
*clink*
*clink*
*clin— ŵ͂̌́͝͡ylde d̵̛̛̜͉̰͈̩͙͌̈̉̆̋̊͡͡e b̡͇̲̏́̐̓̐́̇eest (@flashember) April 14, 2016
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which is why i begin my sentences in the middle
— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) June 17, 2016
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Interviewer: "Are you good at making snap decisions?"
*20 minutes later*
Me: "No."
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) May 21, 2016
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https://twitter.com/ChrisScarlette/status/766071948677971968
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https://twitter.com/iamopeimu/status/785411915174600704
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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
— Kendra Gaylord (@kendragaylord) April 27, 2016
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https://twitter.com/AnnDabromowitz/status/805528236126011397
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https://twitter.com/marinarachael/status/785222112642564096
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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
— chuuch (@ch000ch) October 19, 2013
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Dentist- "You have to wear a mouth guard because you grind too hard." Me- "On the dance floor?" Dentist- "No. What are you talking about?"
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) July 21, 2016