Mike
Are you the kind of person who lies awake at night thinking about how to get revenge on an economics professor who made fun of you 15 years ago in front of a class full of people you aren’t aren’t even friends with on Facebook? I know I am. Does that make me petty? I mean, sure, if you accept the “dictionary” definition of petty. But at least I’m not as petty as the following people, right?
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"you wore a wedding dress to my wedding, Das nice, Das wonderful, continue! Can't wait to give birth at your wedding" pic.twitter.com/1xFCA3dy8W
— Bluebirdy (@SirBluebird) November 13, 2016
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Lol my mom has fought with so many of her friends that this picture is just of her w/ a bunch of no headed ladies pic.twitter.com/i1AlH3Troz
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 26, 2014
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Can I tell y'all a short story? My neighbor kicked her man out the house. Y'all… why did this man buy the house next door? PETTY SAVAGE 😩😭 pic.twitter.com/PBmn5ZAjz4
— ᥫ᭡ 🇵🇸 (@girlswithtoys) December 10, 2016
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My roommates fight over the AC has escalated to passive aggressive fridge notes! Look what my Jamaican roommate said pic.twitter.com/pYtbvXca6D
— la loba (@vickto_willy) November 17, 2016
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https://twitter.com/enokkamuanga/status/808782254331854848
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i think i accidentally started a war w the guys who live above us pic.twitter.com/QzAYrQsdeL
— moe (@morgxmarie) December 2, 2016
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My flatmate pissed me off so I froze their cutlery into an ice block pic.twitter.com/TDgWhPSIOa
— Beth, but festive (@CakeLikeBeth) March 3, 2016
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Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go.
Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks ago too. Finish him. pic.twitter.com/21Q06Qhxr4
— Brea Simone (@BreaSimone) November 14, 2016
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When your drawing teacher assigns 3 finals so you secretly write "you got me fucked up" in sign language on your final piece pic.twitter.com/XY40MmuiX5
— Shawty Arabia (@LemAli23) December 7, 2016
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Blu: Daddy, this girl at school asked me if I know North West, who is North West?
Jay: North West is a direction babygirl, finish your food pic.twitter.com/eAGbXEMdvO
— Taqee Bond (@TaqeeBond) October 21, 2016
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How your girl wait for you to contact her after she block your number, move across the country, and go into witness protection pic.twitter.com/rcZQ2At5cY
— Introducing…The Coziest boy ever..CozyBoy Meech (@meechonmars) October 18, 2016
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My sister really made me a bow tie.. OUT OF MY OWN HAIR. it's time to move out pic.twitter.com/UIOvATEh92
— sam (@SFatoh) July 11, 2016
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my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don't know & this what he brings me. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— a (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016
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A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
— will "@Jack from TWlTTER loves Nazis" weldon (@oldmanweldon) December 4, 2012
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I asked my wife if she was going to fix my plate. She walked out of the house laughing. Then she called me from her car to laugh some more.
— Xavier (@Rev_Xavier) November 24, 2016
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South Korea: don't tell anyone
CNN: ok https://t.co/xwwDbdkgaB
— memes (@memeprovider) September 24, 2016
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I wanna reach this level of pettiness pic.twitter.com/GGQmCCUU7D
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) March 21, 2016
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Joe Biden is the level of petty I aspire to be pic.twitter.com/cHzIiQrmjI
— melissa childs (@mellierenee) November 11, 2016
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"you can't just cut people out of your life and act like you never knew them!"
Me: pic.twitter.com/iEF4hyvApw
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) September 8, 2016
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I told my mom I went out and she deadass made a meme of herself. pic.twitter.com/5h4XPXxH3j
— tunechi tay ❄️ (@Tayhannon) November 29, 2016
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Just realised now that the number this babe gave to me is actually today's date.. 07027092016
I have suffered.
— IG; traciouss (@traciouss) September 27, 2016
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