Mike
Are you the kind of person who lies awake at night thinking about how to get revenge on an economics professor who made fun of you 15 years ago in front of a class full of people you aren’t aren’t even friends with on Facebook? I know I am. Does that make me petty? I mean, sure, if you accept the “dictionary” definition of petty. But at least I’m not as petty as the following people, right?
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"you wore a wedding dress to my wedding, Das nice, Das wonderful, continue! Can't wait to give birth at your wedding" pic.twitter.com/1xFCA3dy8W
— FOREVER PALESTINE 🇵🇸 (@BlueTheDogDad) November 13, 2016
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Lol my mom has fought with so many of her friends that this picture is just of her w/ a bunch of no headed ladies pic.twitter.com/i1AlH3Troz
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 26, 2014
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Can I tell y'all a short story? My neighbor kicked her man out the house. Y'all… why did this man buy the house next door? PETTY SAVAGE 😩😭 pic.twitter.com/PBmn5ZAjz4
— 🌙🦋 (@girlswithtoys) December 10, 2016
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My roommates fight over the AC has escalated to passive aggressive fridge notes! Look what my Jamaican roommate said pic.twitter.com/pYtbvXca6D
— la loba (@vickto_willy) November 17, 2016
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https://twitter.com/enokkamuanga/status/808782254331854848
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https://twitter.com/morgxmarie/status/804547415516839937
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https://twitter.com/CakeLikeBeth/status/705335576392822784
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https://twitter.com/BreaSimone/status/798195527091441664
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When your drawing teacher assigns 3 finals so you secretly write "you got me fucked up" in sign language on your final piece pic.twitter.com/XY40MmuiX5
— Shawty Arabia (@LemAli23) December 7, 2016
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Blu: Daddy, this girl at school asked me if I know North West, who is North West?
Jay: North West is a direction babygirl, finish your food pic.twitter.com/eAGbXEMdvO
— What’s The Move? (@TaqeeBond) October 21, 2016
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https://twitter.com/meechonmars/status/788411290364456961
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https://twitter.com/SFatoh/status/752552347625066496
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https://twitter.com/chopstckss/status/747832546738610176
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https://twitter.com/oldmanweldon/status/275794844692127745
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https://twitter.com/Rev_Xavier/status/801814990550421505
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https://twitter.com/memeprovider/status/779508052034662404
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https://twitter.com/FreddyAmazin/status/712064460215586816
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https://twitter.com/mellierenee/status/797161697911984129
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https://twitter.com/FreddyAmazin/status/773986007246966784
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I told my mom I went out and she deadass made a meme of herself. pic.twitter.com/5h4XPXxH3j
— Tunechi Tay 🇸🇾🤍 (@Tayhannon) November 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/traciouss/status/780759509711069184
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