18 Pictures Of Cats Doing What They Do Best. Being Dicks.

You may be thinking, “Not my cat. My cat is an angel. My cat loves me.” No. If your cat was 50lbs heavier it would murder you and everyone in your neighborhood. The only things cats care about are naps, food, and getting whatever they want exactly when they want it. Oh damn, I think I might be a cat.

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My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi

— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017

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https://twitter.com/anthonycoast/status/905964345191948288

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I'm done with politics tweets until I get mad again. here is my cat pretending she doesn't know who destroyed the paper towels pic.twitter.com/c3AXIPTcD6

— rachel (@rachelmillman) September 20, 2017

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https://twitter.com/revkatebottley/status/809075761458122752

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https://twitter.com/thatdamnvegann/status/875785974076387328

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my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water pic.twitter.com/t9LfWwhbwh

— jenna (@jennastoya) February 8, 2017

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https://twitter.com/baz00per/status/819008463472914432

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My brothers Gf got a new dog n Beans is in the back salty as fuck LMAO pic.twitter.com/9myoYVSWmc

— Julie (@Juliie240) March 9, 2017

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ME: okay guys I bought a $100 cat tree and multiple beds just for you
CATS: pic.twitter.com/VVTBwiY6tj

— Sam Escobar (@myhairisblue) January 16, 2017