Mike
You may be thinking, “Not my cat. My cat is an angel. My cat loves me.” No. If your cat was 50lbs heavier it would murder you and everyone in your neighborhood. The only things cats care about are naps, food, and getting whatever they want exactly when they want it. Oh damn, I think I might be a cat.
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My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017
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https://twitter.com/anthonycoast/status/905964345191948288
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I'm done with politics tweets until I get mad again. here is my cat pretending she doesn't know who destroyed the paper towels pic.twitter.com/c3AXIPTcD6
— donate to my indiegogo please (@rachelmillman) September 20, 2017
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At my friend's church, the church cat has evicted the baby Jesus from the manger #JoyToTheWorld pic.twitter.com/YYXnVN2Dcw
— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) December 14, 2016
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I was trying to take pictures of my new kitten eating and….my other cat wasn't having it pic.twitter.com/SBttOBn8KA
— danny phantom (@thatdamnvegann) June 16, 2017
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my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water pic.twitter.com/t9LfWwhbwh
— jenna (@jennastoya) February 8, 2017
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she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out of the shower you tiny moron pic.twitter.com/rEw8V6SLCw
— corgi queen (@baz00per) January 11, 2017
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My brothers Gf got a new dog n Beans is in the back salty as fuck LMAO pic.twitter.com/9myoYVSWmc
— Julie (@Juliie240) March 9, 2017
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ME: okay guys I bought a $100 cat tree and multiple beds just for you
CATS: pic.twitter.com/VVTBwiY6tj— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) January 16, 2017
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I was taking a shower & the bathrrom drawer just opened so I thought a ghost was in here but it was just my cat lmao i was scared for a sec pic.twitter.com/czKIcKm1Qb
— kali (@kaliistallman) August 16, 2017
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They're definitely up to something… pic.twitter.com/FHeOxzvQmL
— Bryan Elwick (@Elwick70) July 7, 2017
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Why I love cats, but will never trust them pic.twitter.com/OZ6EVy7LP1
— Nader (@BonsaiSky) April 2, 2017
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