I’d say 99 times out of a hundred internet comments are either of no value or just straight up harmful. Ahem, except for the wonderful comments our fine users leave us. But every now and then you see internet comments that are like shooting stars: beautiful pieces of writing that illuminate the entire internet with their brilliance. If you are lucky enough to glimpse one of these rare beasts, simply close the page and move on. The rest of the comments won’t match up.