Mike
Life is a little more fun if you color outside of the lines. Break the rules. Pronounce gorilla like tortilla. See. Wasn’t that fun? Now try the next 15 words and have yourself a ball. You deserve it.
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"Pirates" except it's pronounced like "pilates"
— ryantwitr (@loggedon4ever) September 7, 2017
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https://jacksisko.tumblr.com/post/162578555517/yikes-except-pronounced-like-nike
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https://twitter.com/worldsbestda/status/912953782836883457
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https://twitter.com/provoloned/status/904124134757605376
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vegan except it's pronounced like dijon
— chef jay (@maybeitsjay) March 3, 2017
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https://twitter.com/paykanclub/status/909477554159046656
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https://twitter.com/eotlf/status/907549088635383808
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Flood except it's pronounced like Food with an L in it
— Fiona Nichols (@_fionanichols) August 12, 2017
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the name "tyrone" except it's pronounced like tyranny
— Coolio Bressane (@BrotherScrotum) May 21, 2017
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Laughter except pronounced like daughter
— little fairy girl (@ma_roushxo) May 16, 2017
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https://twitter.com/mtthwsmmrs/status/816028382060220416