Toddlers are already funny. When they’re not slobbering or bumping into stuff, they’re soiling themselves. They’re just like a lovable drunk! Ilana Wiles blogs over at MommyShorts, and she created these funny Facebook statuses imagining if toddlers could join us in our inane posting. Let’s get some kind of brain scientist to make this happen. Come on, what’s the worst that could happen, super-intelligent babies that rule over us?