Noah Berman
Each week I put my potential drinking problem to work for the fine fans of Pleated Jeans, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here is what was funny, at least at the time.
24.
Very excited to see this movie about Batman in a crowded elevator pic.twitter.com/pxeoOFWLbG
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) November 3, 2017
23.
If you like Imagine Dragons, you are in luck, because all music is that now
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 4, 2017
22.
https://twitter.com/thephilwells/status/928670037463961600
21.
https://twitter.com/fart/status/929025986540142592
20.
How do showers even get dirty? I don't have to clean the inside of my dishwasher or the washing machine. Get showers up to 2017, nerds.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) October 18, 2017
19.
https://twitter.com/demarionunn/status/928409560548769792
18.
When you’re Hollywood and you haven’t remade Spider-Man in a couple of months. pic.twitter.com/PwPG2OXrUs
— Casual Falconry (@CasualFalconry) November 11, 2017
17.
choose ur fighter pic.twitter.com/x1CSi75NdV
— chib (@chibleee) November 8, 2017
16.
Stranger Things is so inaccurate, NO ONE in the 80s talked like this! pic.twitter.com/8xgSsXkGHA
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) October 30, 2017
15.
(nickelback voice)
this is how you remind me
of Yosemite sam
this is how you remind me
of Yosemite sam
its not like you're
bugs bunny
i was waitin on a pig that's funny
but porky is hatin
that fucker needs to give me bacon— ret (@rad_milk) November 9, 2017
14.
Growing up in the 90s, I thought I'd run into way more people named Topanga by now.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) October 18, 2017
13.
I'm in pretty good shape for a guy who cancels at least 5 online purchases per week because his credit card is in another room.
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) November 7, 2017
Yea, I put my own Tweet in there. Fight me.
12.
When your old school friend Jake Trousers says something funny. pic.twitter.com/sX05WdGZnW
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 7, 2017
11.
White dudes in America if there was no second amendment. pic.twitter.com/EBuHiIAM7s
— Travon Free (@Travon) November 10, 2017
10.
Date: It doesn't bother you that I'm taller than you?
Me: No, why? You're not going to dunk on me are you? pic.twitter.com/elUJxowo0o
— Casual Falconry (@CasualFalconry) November 11, 2017
9.
https://twitter.com/novixv/status/718631838827352064
8.
Look what this idiot got himself into this morning. pic.twitter.com/MMhznujcXK
— ralphthemoviemaker (@ralphsepe) November 5, 2017
7.
https://twitter.com/laneyrodg/status/928665520404123648
6.
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/928054252806852609
5.
friendship age 12: we're gonna hire out halo and play legendary co-op all night dude
friendship age 27: hey I'm inviting you to the 2nd group chat, the secret one, where we make fun of people in the other normal group chat— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) November 8, 2017
4.
The next person who says I'm using chopsticks incorrectly can cut this umbilical cord themselves
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) June 23, 2017
3.
as requested by a few of you: etch a sketched lebron as arthur pic.twitter.com/qz7IsNr2lz
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) November 8, 2017
2.
https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/928337081817899009
1.
https://twitter.com/lykebutts/status/928033665535348741