17 Of The Most Disrespectful Things Done To Pizza In 2017

Listen. Pizza is at the top of the literal food chain and as such, must be treated with the utmost respect. Those who offend the sanctity of pizza must pay for their sins via exposing themselves to the entire world via this post. The following lists the most disrespectful things done to pizza in 2017:

1. This pizza baby reveal:

2. This pizza slicing:

3. This absolute pizza monstrosity:

4. Whoever delivered this pizza needs to be fired immediately:

5. Whatever happened here:

6. This milk-dipped pizza:

7.  This Christmas-ification of pizza:

8. This Kit-Katted up pizza:

9. This corndog pizza:

10. This horror show:

11. This diarrhea pizza (it’s actually bolognese sauce but let’s get real here):

12. Pizza without cheese is just tomato bread:

13. This use of pizza as a hamburger bun

14. Also this slicing:

15. This pizza New Zealand-ization:

16. This burnt and abandoned pizza:

17. This pizza inside a box made of pizza:

via PizzaBottle