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24 Stupidly Obvious Warnings From Captain Obvious That Won’t Save Your Life

Captain Obvious isn’t the most valuable superhero. He only tells you what you already know. We admire his moxie, glad he wants to help, but there’s no denying that Captain Obvious won’t be in the next Avengers movie. But you already knew that, right? Okay, I admit it. I am actually Captain Obvious.

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