Mike
I’ve been on twitter for years and it never ceases to amaze me how every week I can find 15 new and amazing tweets to share with you guys. Enjoy.
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https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/685632235857408001
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https://twitter.com/nowviskie/status/915532851550048256
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https://twitter.com/iamspacegirl/status/727474151791931392
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https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/900901717515968512
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The original 3 Men And A Baby is in the Bible when the 3 kings visit baby Jesus and have no idea what gifts would be good for a baby.
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) November 19, 2017
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https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/878806561048625152
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https://twitter.com/Flora__Flora/status/880501457740496901
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Uh oh, just switched from a Windows phone to an iPhone… pic.twitter.com/nSBCNYTQNm
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 4, 2015
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https://twitter.com/kadyngriffiths/status/925216964397613056
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catholic contestant: i'd like to buy 12 O's pic.twitter.com/M6tIcsPn7h
— dead phteven (@PhuckinCody) October 2, 2017
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MY WIFE:We named you after our favorite songs. You were mine
LAYLA: I love that
ME: And you mine
THEME FROM DUCKTALES: No, yeah, I figured— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) October 17, 2017
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when people ask where you're from 'originally' they're trying to paint exotic imagery in their heads
that's why it's best to say "my dad's ballsack"
— Moo Deng Life Is Rubbish (@ElSangito) December 19, 2017
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https://twitter.com/seandunn76/status/539686742732075008
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https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/913641882164412417
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Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed.
Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 5, 2015