Derek
We’re constantly told that being honest is the most important thing when dealing with people, but there’s this thing called being TOO honest, and it’s dangerous. Honesty is the best policy, sure, yeah, best military policy maybe. Didn’t like that joke? Don’t tell me, my ego can’t handle it. Being too honest is just as being too deceitful, so let’s all just play nice and pretend that way we can keep functioning as human beings. Thanks.
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via collegehumor