Lindsey Robertson
Kids can be cute. Sure. I’ll admit it.
They make little handmade cards full misspelled words, they have really pure and interesting ideas about space travel, and their favorite animal probably changes on a daily basis. Plus, they are probably the only members of the human race that can truly pull of the knitted-cap-with-ears look.
But, for every display of cuteness, there is so a requisite act of childish evil — usually in the form of an utterly arbitrary temper tantrum.
Twitter user @SparkyROAR recently shared a snapshot of a family on the sidewalk in Chicago. Apparently, the youngest member was deeply disturbed by the fact that his gloves matched his coat, and was choosing to express his displeasure by … laying face-first on the sidewalk.
I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said
“He’s upset his gloves match his jacket.” pic.twitter.com/hYMJRbZxkf
— a real dinosaur (@SparkyROAR) January 13, 2018
Honestly, it’s hard to be mad. This kid is clearly dedicated to his own cause.
It feels like its literally 5 degrees right now and this kid is so dedicated to the tantrum that cold ass concrete doesnt even phase him. Honestly, i’m impressed
— a real dinosaur (@SparkyROAR) January 13, 2018
The incident led to other commenters musing about why kids get riled up over such mundane shit.
why do kids throw fits over the weirdest shit they're like small drunk people
— 🔞🕷️Kayne🕷️(Commissions Open)🔞 (@Coffinpaws) January 14, 2018