Jake
There’s nothing like the quiet majesty of air travel. Soaring above the clouds at 30,000 feet, cramped in a metal tube buffeted by turbulence, breathing recirculated air that already passed through God knows how many bodies, ok, ok, it’s awful. But whatever horrors you’ve dealt with, flight attendant Shawn Kathleen has seen worse. Thankfully, she’s catalogued them all on her Instagram account, @passengershaming. If you can get through this list and still have faith in your fellow man, then congrats. And if you still wanna fly after this then please, please, don’t do what these people did. If not for us, then do it for Shawn Kathleen.
20. This dude browsing for a prostitute
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNu6Vw9AqsI/
19. And this dude for practicing safe mile-high club sex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZWPez3BJt2/
18. This weird cosplayer
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUcLHCjBw9n/
17. This guy who brought his own flotation device
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFJ2tofS6uz/
16. These mystery feet
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUMiPcTB2yg/
15. This mother/daughter duo on a screen-blocking crime spree
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPvyJ1VDNs_/
14. This aspiring artist
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWrBSkcBjTU/
13. This guy who got a little too comofrtable
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVfT6QXhRhQ/
12. This horny moron who doesn’t know how reflections work
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW6KgbWhx9T/
11. This couple that better only be napping
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXVssx8BCwx/
10. This lady who brought her emotional support pig(?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW-ypJUhccS/
9. Awwww, this guy’s ok
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVu2oSxB3-E/
8. But not this chicken, everyone knows chickens can’t fly!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUrjPWWhaAG/
7. This lady, who must have a lot of anxiety if she needs five emotional support animals
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWdBWSBh0by/
6. Whoever de-briefed mid-flight
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeEqS92H79N/
5. This upside-down Ugg wearer
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbfHGT2hqXu/
4. This sensitive soul who just has a song in his heart
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbSTmwfBvia/
3. This hungry woman who picked the absolute worst in-flight snack
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTbtHtWhG0p/
2. Actually, this guy might be a genius
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSEAXrfBPCR/
1. And finally, this woman who’s probably gonna need some help opening her bag of peanuts
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRwGjYFBClk/