Noah Berman
Each week I put my potential drinking problem to work for the fine fans of Pleated Jeans, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here is what was funny, at least at the time.
25.
shout out to this hustler who tried to sell merch at the crucifixion pic.twitter.com/JmxwZOTp0j
— James Colley (@JamColley) December 4, 2017
24.
I had that dream again pic.twitter.com/IFIzyFEJtK
— Skot Armstrong (@SkotArmstrong) January 18, 2018
23.
https://twitter.com/biniambiz/status/952296557264609280
22.
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/954487386528010240
21.
this is the best interaction on twitter pic.twitter.com/PahLukYN2H
— adam (@burgerkrang) January 17, 2018
20.
638 people found this helpful pic.twitter.com/06enmLVYME
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) January 19, 2018
19.
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/954466110686007296
18.
Accommodate the hearing impaired by holding up a sign that says “fuck off” when you are telling a bunch of people to fuck off
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) January 18, 2018
17.
My daughter wrote this today. Gonna submit it to the @NewYorker’s SHOUTS AND MURMURS section. pic.twitter.com/myllaKrF7n
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 17, 2018
16.
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/953863390501449728
15.
night pic.twitter.com/4zOYiWX42g
— Mike (@Bryzzo_) January 13, 2018
14.
Boss: You're fired
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter where did you get those
— Zilla (@GoodZiIIa) January 17, 2018
13.
Donald Trump is literally all the bad Willy Wonka kids in one person. pic.twitter.com/T14AOL3uen
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) January 12, 2018
12.
We live in a post-parody society where it's impossible to invent anything more ridiculous than reality pic.twitter.com/HPGekRKENz
— Zack Bloom (@zackbloom) January 20, 2018
11.
when you're watching your favorite comedy with friends and you casually check to see if they're laughin pic.twitter.com/zKYgbC0OPH
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) January 19, 2018
10.
You: tide pods
Me, an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/tDojm6kley
— nina (@NlNACOLADA) January 11, 2018
9.
https://twitter.com/Jamieunderrwood/status/953000300092116993
8.
#Trumps1stYearAtHogwarts pic.twitter.com/aGMZcVLWOH
— Listen here Nomb Nuts (@dril) January 19, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/Ferrrgle/status/949999086408749056
6.
https://twitter.com/finah/status/950526844398223360
5.
If a Transformer died could you just use it’s body as a regular car? Like, respectfully tho.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 12, 2018
4.
https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/951921495491530752
3.
https://twitter.com/JensenClan88/status/954229680294391808
2.
https://twitter.com/Rebecca_Siobhan/status/950677427860201472
1. Shameless plug.
If you want to follow this IG thing I do with @primawesome @jakecurrie @DanWilbur @cole_mitchell I'd love that. And I'll kill you if you don't. https://t.co/aPaBdnwFLf pic.twitter.com/QxY4kQrLF6
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) January 20, 2018